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Friday, January 26, 2007

The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Seamus

Or, A Case Study In The Effects Of Sleep Deprivation

Just now, Greta said (while "beastfeeding" Seamus), "Jimma, he needs a cap -- can you bring me one?"

I picked one up off of a table, brought it over to her, and tried to put it on Greta's head.

She looked at me in shock. "Were you seriously trying to do that?" she asked.

I stood there for a moment, then quietly said, "Uh, yes," and put the cap on Seamus' head.

1 comment:

juliedrys said...

That slayed me.

I'd like to say that every sleep-deprived dad has done this, but, uh, I've never heard that one. At least she didn't ask you to change his diapers.