The cats think that we bought this co-sleeper thing for them. The must be trained to think otherwise ... someday, they can feel free to snuggle with Seamus, but only when he's old enough to throw them off if they sit on his face.
Hopefully, the cats read this blog. I'm sure that Partial uses my computer late at night sometimes. I can't really otherwise explain the cat porn that I find in my browser history.
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I know what you mean - a friend of ours gave us a pack and play and a crib, set them up, and our middle cat, Filbert, now thinks he's the baby!!!
BTW- I predict January 20th....
Hey, Jen: I already predicted and know the dae to be Jan. 20, and I Am The Decider -- wanna try another date, or shall we share the prize? BTW: is there a prize greater than the longed-for news that Seamus McC. has arrived safely? I think not!
"Don't let the kitty get in .... or you'll have to get up and make the kitty get out!"
Two helpful tips to keep the cats out of the co-sleeper and pack-and-play:
2. Put a diaper and onesie on your Dyson vacuum cleaner and place it inside of the co-sleeper or pack-and-play. Turn on the vacuum when cats jump in.
3. Shriek hysterically and brandish the hose of your Dyson vacuum cleaner at the cats when they go near the co-sleeper and pack-and-play.
Hope that helps!
Love,
Mr. Dyson.
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