The other night, at RealBirth's breastfeeding class, the instructor asked us, "Who can tell me one way that you can keep track of how much your baby is eating?"
Always the teacher's pet, I raised my hand and answered, "By keeping track of its peeing and pooing?" (I would have preferred to use the Anglo-Saxon terms, but I chickened out.) The instructor said, "Very good! You win the prize," and handed me a chart ... a very special chart ... with photos virtually identical to the ones you'll see here.
Don't blame me if you lose your appetite after clicking on that link. You have been warned!
3 comments:
damn, I wish I hadn't opened that .. I know, I was warned.
greg
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Well? It never changes... fully remember those visuals from 40 yrs ago with my first experience. Gagging commenced, until I got use to it!
And think of this... NO DISPOSABLES back in "them there days"!
POOR MIMI!
She always found some poopy diapie "soaking" in the toilet!
Here's a sensory thing for you... I actually smelled something foul when viewing your offerings! HA!
Gotta love this baby thing huh?
NanaBanana :- )
"If this happens your baby will need to be vigorously suctioned after birth..."
...With the cyclonic action of the finest vacuum cleaner available, of course.
I told you you made the right purchase, Jim.
Love,
Mr. Dyson
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