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Friday, September 08, 2006

On Notice!




For you Stephen Colbert fans ... Julie cooked this up for us, at the On Notice Board Generator.

13 comments:

I am NanaBanana said...

This Nana needs to learn how to read! Took me forever to see what it was about! Forget about detective school!
Go Julie!
YES!
Put that ultrasound tech ON NOTICE!
Too cool!

NanaBanana ;- )

Anonymous said...

Can I add to the list?

Heavy metal ballads

Mitt Romney

and, of course, Donald Rumsfeld

jimma said...

I had to look up Alison Moorer (which made me want to tear my ears off) and Candy Spelling (ditto, for my eyes), but I'm still not sure who Robby Becker is.

juliedrys said...

Dude:

Alison Moorer: Married to Steve Earle. 'Nuff said.

Candy Spelling: Really mean mom. Yes, I read US Magazine, so shoot me.

Robby Becker: Beat Andre Agassi at the US Open, ending his career.

Anonymous said...

What woman in her right mind would MARRY a serial divorcer recidivist liberal folksinger?! And, hey: she's, like, half his age. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Add:
Paris Hilton and her "singin' career"

American Idols singing in car adverts

Lindsey Lohan

...Let me just say that it will be fun pickings this year when we all go to name our Thanksgiving turkeys.

juliedrys said...

Okay, we need to change the OnNotice board immediately to include this guy:

http://tinyurl.com/z98t7

Eeek!

juliedrys said...

I accidentally deleted the message where I responded to the crazy person who wondered why anyone would marry Steve Earle.

Maybe I was just stunned.
I guess one woman's "serial divorcer recidivist liberal folksinger" is another woman's clean and sober Bush-bashin hunka-hunka burnin' guitar-playing stud.

I am NanaBanana said...

On Notice!
Them Procreatin' elves for not posting a new blog entry!

NanaBanana ;- )

juliedrys said...

I think they are just busy seriously considering naming their child "Borat Blau".

gretablau said...

Ali G., Julie. Ali G.

Anonymous said...

Hey, to that anonymous Lindsay Lohan basher: see her in "Prairie Home Companion" -- you've never heard the old blues song "Frankie and Johnny" until you hear her version!

juliedrys said...

Greta, Greta, Greta,

Ali G. Blau is a ridiculous name. However, Borat Blau has both class and comedy.

(Apparently, this Borat thing is due to the fact that Bryan has been Tivo'ing something called "Nothing But Trailers" on DirectTV and we watch the Borat movie trailer every time we need a good laugh. "America, we support your war of Terror!")