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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Oh sweet jesus.


If you want to maintain your belief that childbirth is a beautiful, magical event, do not click on this link.

I would never have watched this voluntarily, but Greta compelled me using mind-control techniques that she has perfected over the past seven years.

Watching it made me want to run down John Street in my boxers, yelling, "Save me Jesus! Save me Allah! Save me with your witchcraft, Tom Cruise!", like Will Ferrell in his new movie.

1 comment:

I am NanaBanana said...

Jim Jim Jim!
My Man!
You will be "just fine"...
Here is your new mantra....
learn it... be it... live it...

"I am a big brave dog... I am a big brave dog"

Think of this anyway...
the fear of facing said wife, post birth, if you do hit the floor as she is "crowning" is enough to keep you on your feet!
But fear not... I will catch you as you drop and get you back in "action" in a flash!

NanaBanana ;- )